MK ULTRA Cap

They said wear a hat. We didn't ask who "they" were.

The MK Ultra Cap is the perfect accessory for anyone who questions everything — except their fashion choices. Structured, sleek, and government-issue approved (probably). Whether you're decoding hidden messages in cereal boxes or just blocking the sun, this hat has you covered. Literally.

Features:

• Blocks UV rays and suspicious radio frequencies (results may vary)
• Structured crown to keep your thoughts organized and classified
• Adjustable strap — because control is important
• Pairs perfectly with a tinfoil liner (sold separately, obviously)
• Available in colors that don't appear on any official government document

Warning: Wearing this hat may cause you to question your free will. Side effects include conspiracy rabbit holes, suspicious looks at strangers, and an uncontrollable urge to whisper.

You didn't choose this hat. The hat chose you.

• 63% polyester, 34% cotton, 3% spandex twill
• Structured, 6-panel, mid-profile (with a low-profile embroidery area)
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• Stretch band
• Silver undervisor
• Head circumference: 22”–23⅞” (55.9 cm–60.6 cm)